Coo’Will’s Coo’Bio

Since his birth in Illinois and child rearin’ days in the ‘God fearin’, George Bush loving, tobacco chewin’ state of Texas during the era of ‘screw’ music, coo’ness has always been a part of Coo’Will’s life. Shortly after puberty, he embraced change and moved to Iowa to pursue a degree in Biology at Iowa State University. But Iowa State proved to be more than just an educational place for Coo’Will – it became the birthplace of his coo’ness and as he grew, so did his coo’ness – radiating through the campus. As he pondered the origins of his coo’ness, he learned there was another individual (CooLarry) on campus that shared his rare coo’genetic make-up. Determine to learn more about his coo’disorder, Coo’Will went on to get his Pathologist’s Assistant (PA) master’s degree at Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science (wayyyy too long of a name) in Waukegan, Illinois. Somehow ‘The Man’ found out about his coo’ condition and knowledge and offered him an executive position – paying $6.22/hour plus shift differential.

In spite of his lucrative position from ‘The Man’, Coo’Will is still an entrepreneur at heart and has shared his coo’ness around the world with many people. A few know him as CRAZY, some know him as LAID-BACK, several know him as CREATIVE, a handful know him as a MOTIVATOR, and others know him as a COUNSELOR.

Now that he’s lived to a ripe old age (actual age unknown due to his coo’genetic condition), Coo’Will has become a well-rounded person. He is a REAL GO GETTER!! He is driven by the pursuit of happiness and encourages others often and whenever possible. He believes that laughter is medicine and if you can’t laugh at yourself – he will do it for you.

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